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    October 31

    快乐,原来如此简单?

               刚才一个女同学沮丧着脸来找我,看来是寻开心来的,我丢下手中的活就陪她聊了几句,看她到底为何事烦恼。
            我问她“怎么了?谁欺负你啦?”
            她很霎有其事地告诉我:“好郁闷,被一堆人说自己怎么那么笨?”
           “不是吧?有必要这么较劲吗?别人和你说着玩儿呢” 我好心劝导她。
           于是她就坐在旁边和我说开了,我们也很少正儿八经地聊天,还挺喜欢和她说话,忒有意思,想想就当休息休息吧。
           “来,给你说说我被郁闷的东西,我们刚才在讲一些脑筋转弯的问题,备受打击。我来考考你,看你智商怎么样?” 
            原来是玩这把戏的,这应该难不倒我吧,N年前我还在学校智力竞赛中获奖了呢,就叫她出题。
            她居然来一句:“先说个最简单的,你肯定知道的。”样子挺可爱的啊。
            “你就别卖关子了,说吧!” 我有点不屑。
             “一个老太婆过独木桥,结果遇到一只老虎,那她是怎么过去的?”
             这不是脑筋急转弯吗?很明显不会是走过去的,要么摔过去的,或着掉下去了?感觉不对,于是我还是脱口而出:不就是走过去的?
             结果就被她一阵大笑,““晕过去”的!你连这个也不会啊?那我太高估你了 哈哈”
             “挺得意的嘛你!那老虎硬是给老太婆让路了呢”我自己都无语了......
             那我也问问你吧" 草地上有一群羊,打一水果名。来了一只狼后,又打一水果名。”
              她思考了片刻,“狼来了应该是杨梅,对吧?”
              “恩,不错,那前面是什么?” 可惜她么想到,“不就是草莓咯,差不多的思考方式”我向来不喜欢打击别人。
             她似乎还正在兴头上,于是又来了一个问题:一个女人在房间洗澡,邻居敲门来找她,怎么办?
             这个问题怎么这么耳熟啊?似曾相识的感觉,就是想不起来了。我又认输了,看着她。
             “当然是拿枣子给他吃啊!这么简单的问题,你真是笨的可以!” 
              我倒!彻底失败......
              原来这个问题就是十几年前我曾遇到的问题,当时还是在好些人当中让我给把弯转过去了,现在,怎么就转不过来呢?岁月催人老啊,孩提时的智慧已不复存在,难道我就真老了?
              一点小小的郁闷......
              后来,她是越玩越勇了,一连串又来了几个问题,有些问题呢我还是装作不知道吧,既然已经让你觉得我很笨了。 
              终于让她得意了一把。看着她开怀的离开,我只有一阵苦笑了。
              原来一个人的快乐可以这么容易地找到?
             

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